dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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