Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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