I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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