My vagina just recognized that song.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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