It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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