Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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