The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is it because I queefed?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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