What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
