Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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