that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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