ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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