Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize