I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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