It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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