How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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