tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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