I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just gift wrapped bread.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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