Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I stole a fireplace last night.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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