I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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