small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
