My liver just broke up with me...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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