I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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