he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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