She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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