Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He kissed a someone with a penis
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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