New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I love you. Go after that dick
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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