What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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