Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
