Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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