This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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