Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
