I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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