She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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