this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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