In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
How naked do you want me to be?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
