It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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