Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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