I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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