I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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