i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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