the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im holly from the hills drunk
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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