the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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