where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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