Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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