kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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