My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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