dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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