I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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