I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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