Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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