as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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