In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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