Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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